me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT
you know when you try to keep yourself from sounding disappointed and then your voice does the wobbly thing and fuCK
if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.
don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…
May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you