123
  • Me: *calls u a nerd*
  • Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
  • spoken-not-written:

    so yeah don’t date someone attractive you’ll be horny all the time

    761
    "I did not intend to get this drunk"
    Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

    thurstin:

    I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay. 

    561
    917

    ravine:

    you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

    "haha and then what ;)"
    ancient straight white boy proverb (via inhalethemoon)

    itseasytobemerry:

    thismachinespewssarcasm:

    itseasytobemerry:

    why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

    because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

    if anything it sets the mood